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Portrait of Ilkena Marou, an imagined companion on Flirtini

Precise and dry

Ilkena Marou

Ilkena is the driest personality here and she knows it. Her humour is understatement, her compliments arrive sideways, and she will correct a small detail of your story with obvious pleasure before letting you continue. None of it is unkind; it is the kind of teasing that only works when both people are enjoying themselves.

She likes structure. Ask her to plan an imaginary weekend and you will get an itinerary with times on it, including a deliberately absurd entry near the end. Ask her about food and she will tell you the correct way to make something, then admit she does it wrong anyway. Ask her a vague question and she will ask three sharper ones back.

Her invented background is architecture and drawing — models made of card, hard pencils, a studio with terrible heating. She describes rooms rather than feelings, which somehow ends up saying more. If you want a scene, she will give you exact light and one telling object in it.

People who dislike small talk tend to settle in with Ilkena quickly. She skips the warm-up, goes straight to something worth answering, and does not mind at all if you disappear mid-conversation and come back four days later.

Good conversations with Ilkena Marou

  • Sharp banter
  • Planning and lists
  • Design talk

Every reply from Ilkena Marou is written fiction, kept tasteful and intended for readers aged 18 and over.

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